Current status: Stuck in traffic on the I-95 and my booty is numb. 🛑🚫 People keep honking but I think they’re just admiring the bumper. If we break down, I’m not pushing the car... that’s what the glutes are for, right? Just trying to find a gas station snack that matches my energy.
Mid-May to June (for rhododendrons) or October (for foliage).
Before we fix the journey, we must understand the physics. Automotive seats are generally designed around a "median" hip width of about 13.5 inches. If your hips and glutes exceed the 18-inch mark, you are essentially sitting on top of the bolsters rather than inside the seat. big butt road trip
Many unique roadside attractions are located in rural areas where cellular service drops. Download Google Maps for offline use ahead of time.
If this is a reference to a specific inside joke or a "Big Butt" landmark (like a giant roadside statue or a specific hiking trail), let me know and I can tailor the text to fit! Current status: Stuck in traffic on the I-95
Deep South history and unique geological anomalies.
Your packing list should extend beyond snacks and playlists. Pack a dedicated "comfort kit" accessible from the front seat. that’s what the glutes are for, right
Most visitors access the area via the Blue Ridge Parkway , stopping at the Walker Knob Overlook (Milepost 359.8).
The premise was absurdly simple. We would drive a looping, 800-mile route to visit them all. The destination wasn’t a city, a monument, or a national park. It was a punchline. But somewhere between the first fuel stop and the final summit, the joke stopped being funny and started being true.